It’s been a while since I posted one of these. This one’s a bit on the dirty side, but still quite funny.

thick_long_hard_shaved: don wanna see my thick ?
cary: Yes, show me your thick question mark. Make it extra-bold.
thick_long_hard_shaved: let me see ur pic too
cary: Too? I haven’t seen yours yet, you steamy hunk o’ man.
thick_long_hard_shaved: lolol
thick_long_hard_shaved: are u shaved too ?
cary: Nope, all natural here.
thick_long_hard_shaved: bushy ?
cary: Not particularly. Average I’d say.
thick_long_hard_shaved: yummm
cary: Tell me what you want to do to me.
thick_long_hard_shaved: ur titties size?
cary: You like titties?
thick_long_hard_shaved: i just wanna know how are they
cary: Small.
thick_long_hard_shaved: ur pussys lips ?
cary: Ooh, I didn’t know you liked pussy lips.
thick_long_hard_shaved: i loveeeeeeeeeeeee it
cary: Really???
thick_long_hard_shaved: yeah
cary: Wow!
thick_long_hard_shaved: why
cary: I just don’t find many gay men who do.
thick_long_hard_shaved: are u a gay ?
cary: No.
thick_long_hard_shaved: are u a male
cary: Yes. I figured a smart gay man like you would have looked at my profile and known that already though.
thick_long_hard_shaved: fuck off mother fucker ,,
cary: Sorry, not into incest either.
thick_long_hard_shaved: i f i knew where are u i swear i was ther in a mi and peel ur skin off sunof a bitch

His typing, which was pretty bad to begin with, really fell apart there at the end. Probably his homophobia boiling over.