Ah yes, haven’t had a good miss-IMing lately, now have we?

(14:45:34) tony_dagrosa6655: Are you still upstairs?

No idea who this is, but I am upstairs, so what the hell…

(14:50:09) cary: Yes.
(14:52:02) tony_dagrosa6655: Can you bring down the SOW I sent to the printer

How’s this guy printing to one of our printers??

(14:57:23) cary: You printed to my printer?
(14:57:41) tony_dagrosa6655: In the kitchen…..

Not sure if he’s in the kitchen or he thinks the kitchen is upstairs and there’s a printer in it, I’ll go with the former.

(14:57:54) cary: You’re in my kitchen? How did you get into my house?
(14:58:13) tony_dagrosa6655: I’ll always find a way in…
(14:58:27) cary: I see.
(14:58:48) tony_dagrosa6655: Thanks for bringing down the printout.

Okay, getting boring, let’s try a new tact.

(14:58:52) cary: I can always have you arrested for trespassing.
(14:59:15) cary: There’s no printout up here.
(14:59:23) tony_dagrosa6655: Now you’re getting rough…I like that

Kinky, good for him I suppose.

(14:59:45) cary: Good for you.
(15:00:02) tony_dagrosa6655: Are you going shopping or not?
(15:00:31) tony_dagrosa6655: Half hour ago you said 15 minutes

I’m just like a woman, always late, sheesh. :-p

(15:01:31) cary: No, I’m going to my aunt’s.
(15:01:53) tony_dagrosa6655: Really? Change of plans?

Yes, but…

(15:02:24) cary: Not from shopping, but we were supposed to go to my folks’ place, but their power is still out.
(15:03:12) tony_dagrosa6655: OK – well I still have to go, so I’m leaving. You’re stying, just to clarify…

Alright, I’ll throw him a bone, since he’s clearly not remotely clued in that he’s got the wrong person.

(15:03:39) cary: Only for about 10 more minutes, then Rachel and I are leaving.
(15:04:00) tony_dagrosa6655: Who’s Rachel?
(15:04:05) cary: My wife.
(15:04:36) tony_dagrosa6655: Cool. I knew you had a secret life. Talk to you later!

Still in denial. Guess we’ll have to try next time.

(15:04:43) cary: Okay.